Sunday, August 30, 2009

Chicken BelGioioso (Romano & Cappicola stuffed Chicken breasts) w/apple gravy scrapings over garlic potato mash & sauteed brussels

Lynn's turn to show Aunt Angie a dish:

Chicken BelGioioso (Romano & Cappicola stuffed Chicken breasts) w/apple gravy scrapings over garlic potato mash & sauteed brussels.

Lynn chopping shallot:



How a bird might see the Brussels sprouts:


le bird
le bird a voo sauce


Service:

scaryrobotspider

Find the cute doggy face in this photo. Or the scaryrobotspider. Either one. #scaryrobotspider #cutedoggyface

8 Famous Last Words to my Aunt from the Album of the same name

Also from the Play "Throw Away your Wigs" (the Lost Recordings)

"You realize I've never done this before, right?"


Before:

I didn't ask her to make this face, she did it all on her own. Hire her for your next film. Or commercial. Just come by, take her to WalMart. (Don't touch the shopping-cart if you do. It's hers. Trust me I learned the hard way).



After (again, no coaching. I think she looks fabulous).


Author's note: No Aunts were harmed in the making of this blog post. Views and opinions expressed on this blog are solely those of the catholic-guilt conflicted-Buddhist-Italian niece of Angelina Masullo Girtell. Mrs. Girtell declined to be interviewed for this comment.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Stories about My Husband: Another Way of Looking at it Altogether

Aunt Angie has reminded my husband, who teases her incessantly, that:

A: She is Italian

B: Since she moved in two months ago, he has almost lost two fingers

C: She knows how to get bloodstains out of everything

It's been very quiet here this evening. Very quiet.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Stories about My Husband

Chapter one: Why My Husband's Work Clothes will always have Bloodstains

One night, I posted this on Twitter: "My husband bought a chainsaw and is cutting down a healthy tree. I don't know why."

The overwhelming male response was: "Because he bought a chainsaw."

Tonight, while sorting laundry, I came across one of my husband's t-shirts, non unlike many t-shirts I have seen before it, and rather than shout-a-stain-out, I thought to leave it.

I thought then to ask my husband if he wanted to keep the stain, because after all, it is his shirt. He smiled and said "Yes, leave it."

I was reminded in that moment of his father. The first day I met his father my thought was "good Lord I have never seen that much paint on a person."

My husband's father worked and he worked hard. He was a tile man. He cut tile by hand and grouted on his knees. Later, he cut with a water saw. The spots and splatters on his pants were not only paint, but floor glue and plaster and grout and so on.

He taught his son to cut tile and his son taught me, and I have to say, it's very messy.

To that, my husband's father taught me "Dirt is the badge of the workingman."

Well, if dirt is the Badge, blood is the Medal.

I think when my husband is out; getting gas, banking, going to the parts store to get another part that won't fit and if it does it'll break the 4th time he uses it, he passes other workingmen, and they nod at each other.

They wait in line together or throw back a cold one after a good day, sit next to each other in Hospital Emergency Rooms and say to one another, "Looks like ya' cut yourself."

"Yup. Damn [insert the name of any tool or process]."

"Man, I hate when that happens."

It's a moment.

Recently, there was a woman who was in a Bi-Lo parking-lot. She quickened her pace, stole glances behind her to gauge the distance between her car and a wild-looking, dirt and bloodstained man, calling to her waving his hands.

If she could have heard him, she would know that she dropped something out of her cart. (Your "personal" grocery item is at the service counter by the way.)

If she could hear me, I'd say “Ma'am, if I didn't know that man was my husband, I’d run too,” "but he's a workingman, and that blood is code."

So that's why I won't get the bloodstains out of my husband's work clothes.

That, and because it's a royal pain in the ass to do.


Next: Chapter Two: Another Way of Looking at it Altogether

Author's Note:
Husband states: "We do not go to the emergency room; we go to Lowe's & get duct tape & rags. "

Please correct your copies. Thank you.

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