The Miscommunication Chronicles, Part I

02/05/09 Dear Husband, I DO love cranberry juice & thank you, even if it in no way resembles the chicken stock I requested.

02/03/09 Dear Husband, thank you for changing the sheets for the 1st time in a year even though I did it an hour earlier.

02/01/09 Dear Husband, if, when you remove your socks in the future, you shake them right side out, you will save us both an enormous amount of time.

01/30/09 Dear Husband, either rinse the dishes first, or buy a new a dishwasher.

01/24/09 Husband, throwing the screen door in the trash after beating it with a hammer is not fixing it.