If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in history, find the first person who said, "Ok, put it in writing," and kick his sorry butt. 
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"I’ve never done anything I’d consider scandalous in my life; of course I have a rather relaxed definition."
"He was cheap, but not too cheap. He was a pair of Ferragamos on sale."
"I'll take a bullet for ya darlin', but not every time."
She was a woman who meant business. For her, foreplay was a casual "don't forget the ashtray" tossed carelessly over her shoulder.
"I don't know why you're surprised. A bad girl gets a little dirty sometimes."
"What do I call "Home? The place where you don't have to wear clothes under your clothes. I like to have options."
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